cattywampus

crazy, chaotic

If things get cattywampus just call me.

by Whisper August 10, 2003

Cattywompus

To be all helter skelter and askew. Not functioning on all cylinders, or just plain strange.

Ryan: I crashed my car and it still drove!
Gabe: oh, sweet. It actually drove normal.
Ryan: Nah, it was all cattywompus like!

by vermont techie June 3, 2009

cattywampus

ADV. Performed in a non-straightforward manner; approached from an unexpected angle; askew; askance.

Ralph Waldo Emerson was a poet and philosopher whose idea of the "Oversoul" may prefigure contemporary astrophysicists' notion that "all matter is is made up of the same elements and energies and governed by the same laws" because the universe proceeds from a Big Bang. "Poets may go at the big truths a little cattywampus, but sometimes they do get to them" (Ted Kooser, _The Poetry Home Repair Manual_, University of Nebraska Press, 2005. 141)

by mecr July 7, 2012

cattywampus cock sprocket

When you receive anal from your neighbors cat whilst stroking your penis with a gear from a machine of your choice

Last nights cattywampus cock sprocket was amazing

by Michael_j_fox_3 March 20, 2017

cattywampus

A wild or domesticated (nobody's quite sure) swamp rat, native to mt mansfield. Most commonly sighted chewing through brittle bars while, chain smoking, on the gondola.

That goddamn cattywampus done chewed through them brittlebars again.

by samdamnit April 6, 2015

cattywampus

crazy, chaotic

if things get cattywampus just call me

by Whisper August 10, 2003

catywumpus

1) Askew, off-kilter
2) Complete mess (used in consultant-speak)

Beth said she would buy tickets for all 12 of us to the show, but that would be too catywumpus.

by heatherlove February 27, 2008