tending cattle

Going to the bar with the intention of picking up a hot chick...then going home with a fat girl.

Im hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle. -BHG

by JJames September 17, 2005

Walmart Cattle

Term used to describe the fat, slow people going into and out of Walmart from the parking lot, making it nearly impossible to drive past the front of the store without stopping multiple times. These people make no effort whatsoever to hurry past this grazing area to get either into the store or their cars.

"The Walmart cattle were in full force today. Traffic was backed up all the way back to Target."

by Mike Dandenault August 24, 2006

Timothy R Castles

Timothy R Castles is one fancy young gentlemen with a fine English accent. His hair is quite spectacular and deserves an award. Timothy R Castles is shown by his outstanding performances on his social media and his intellectual ability to find the right pose in front of the camera. This king has a beautiful voice that he uses for the spectacular marvel of singing, instantly attracting any women within a few hundred km. Not only this, but his outstanding moves in the act of dancing is one sight to see. It would be an absolute joy to see this man in real life as your eyes would be blessed. I bet this man would win any athletics competition with his sheer looks. Impeccable.

LOOK EVERYONE! Its Timothy R Castles! Lets hear his singing!

by Jeek Of The 9 Realms November 9, 2021

Norwegian Cattle Prod

it is when two non-gay, black males take off their pants, run full speed backwards at each other, jump in the air, and slap their butts together.

dude those bros totally just norwegian cattle proded and they are absolutely not gay in any way at all!

by Joeb's friend March 7, 2011

cattle decapitation

a badass metal band out of sanfrancisco...

2 words:

FUCKIN BRUTAL

cattle decapitation is FUCKING BRUTAL!

by Orlon September 13, 2006

Cattle High

Cattle High is an all-girls' school in Baltimore, Maryland. It is actually called The Catholic High School of Baltimore, but over the years because of how much we love food and how 'fat' some of the girls are, the other schools in the Archdiocese have given us the name. Honestly, we own that shit because the fries and the nuggets are the bomb diggity and its better than being a Mercy ho

Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: Cattle High
Person 1: What the fuck is that?
Person 2: Where the nuggets are good and the fries are the bomb diggity.

by NoPantsTuesday August 28, 2015

Crystal Castles

A great electronica band, consisting of a boy and a girl. From Toronto, Canada.

Crystal Castles are a mad good electronic band.
Love and Caring is their best song.

by Louise T. W December 25, 2008