Catflaps

fanny flaps but on a cat =

Fuckface: Wow Look At Those Catflaps On that Cat Going Through the Catflap
Shithead: Whoaaa!! They're Huge!

by sp-funkycat January 28, 2009

CATFLAPPED

K-at-f-lap-d: is the female equivalent of T-bagging an unsuspecting or otherwise distracted individual. The female will expose her vagina and in a swift action thrust her vagina onto her opponents forehead (for best effects a wet vagina is preferred).

"Tina just catflapped the ish out of Mike!"

by REDeyeBANDIT816 June 26, 2022

catflatulence

verb: 1. feline intestinal gas expelled from the "back-side" or "butt"; to break wind; often not audible but definitely recognized. More often than not - terribly "rank".

When you have either fed your kitty too much of what he/she shouldn't have or the feline in question just wants to "mess" with you.

"Kitty has terrible catflatulence and wishes to perch upon her/his owner's shoulder to show just what horrible odors a kitty kitty can emit."

by The Big Sister Bee December 11, 2009

Cat Flap

A flap in a door that a cat usually walks through... but it is also another phrase for vagina

I cannot fit into the cat flap!

by melon spoon November 17, 2015

Cat Flap

Labia (Pussy Lips)

I bought alkaline soap for my cat flaps.

by Rhino That is Albino August 3, 2017

Cat flap

Lesbian term for a woman’s vagina

I preferred her cat flap to a mans penis.

by CandyCane83 January 26, 2018

catlap

when your cat is on your lap

cant come to australia got a catlap

by muteds December 23, 2021