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Catoholic

N. A person who really enjoys the company of cats and/or has an addiction to them.
Derived from the term "alcoholic" which describes a person with an addiction to alcohol.

(Not to be confused with catholic)
"I'm so excited you are a catoholic!"

"Brenda has like 78 kittens and she loves them all. She is a catoholic"
by Jay Jay Cool Whip March 23, 2010
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catholicked

Definition 1: A student who received corporal punishment at parochial school via a monster-sized paddle that was kept in the principals office.

Definition 2: Oral technique that parochial school cheerleaders used on every boy they came in contact with.
I know of many people who were Catholicked during my 12 years in parochial school.
by Loxi July 19, 2009
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east catholic high school

a school where parents pay 12,000 dollars for their kids to be getting C’s and D’s on their report card. also a place where juuling has become the biggest issue and you no longer can sit in your own car for 5 mins because teachers think your up to something
east catholic high school “home of the juuls
by wjaodhebqksodidhe hi December 9, 2017
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catholic rabbit

A person that breeds as much as a rabbit and a Catholic combined.
Our neighbors breed like Catholic rabbits!
by Starfighter000 April 26, 2016
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Lancaster Catholic

A High School in Lancaster City that, despite Christian values, is actually 75% queer, 15% atheist, 10% thot, which consists of a girls basketball cult. This school, although seems fun, is actually full of JUUL fiends and a 95% illiteracy rate.
Girl: “Hey I’m moving to Lancaster Catholic next year!!”
Boy: “Damn, I always knew you were a thot.”
by Bug Eyed Larry July 24, 2018
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Ryan Catholic College

A K-12 Catholic College located in Townsville, Queensland. It is the largest Catholic school in Townsville. You know that you have been to the school when:

- People find it odd when you tell them you refer to your teachers by their first names.
-Getting anxious because you forgot your school hat on that particular day
-Getting scared because you accidentally realised you forgot to print something and its already 1pm. It's more terrifying when a particular teacher is present.
- You know the feeling of getting your school inundated with international exchange students at least once every year.
- You question why there are hardly any minorities in the school.
- You have one friend who has a parent in the Army.
- You have made the trek between RCC and Willows so many times that its immeasurable.
- The Swimming, Athletics Carnivals are unenjoyable until Year 12. It then amazingly turns into this awesome event wherein you can boss younger years around. Unfortunately, for the majority of student population, the cross-country will be unenjoyable no matter what year level you are in.
- You have no friends outside of RCC.
- The Shelter Shed is the most disgusting place possible during morning tea or/and lunch when there is 'WET WEATHER'
- Indiscriminate of what Yr lvl you are in, you still play handball once in a while.

and FINALLY,

You think RCC is the best school in Townsville by far. (and that Maggots, Iggy and St Anthony's are a bunch of RCC rejects)
Oh, your kid went to Ignatius Park/Margaret Mary's? I assume she didn't get into Ryan Catholic College?
by Thegeorgeuzhawtie April 2, 2015
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CatholiCuck

A CatholiCuck is a cuckservative in the Catholic sphere. Though the CatholiCuck believes he's a conservative, in reality he's a modernist working tirelessly, even fetishistically, for his own destruction via his vocal or tacit support of the revolutionary Second Vatican Council (1962-65) and the post-conciliar popes, including arch-modernist Pope Francis.
As a species of cuckservative, the overriding lust of the CatholiCuck is mainstream respectability at all costs.
by Alphonsus Jr. September 29, 2017
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