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cambridge university

A university where the top students go to drink, party and lose their virginity,
Cambridge University: What grades did you get?
Student: AAAA
Cambridge University: Ok are you still a virgin?
Student: Yes
Cambridge University: Ok then you're in. dont worry you'll pop your cherry with a nice organ scholar soon enough!
by deano2007 May 2, 2007
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Celbridge

A suburb of Dublin, wherein the native people are referred to as "Knackers" or "Scags". Home to a population of approximately 18,000 people this suburb breeds new and exciting life every day. "Scaldy" a term generally associated with Celbridge (derived from the word "Scaldwin", a well known local "character") meaning a person of irrefutable bad character who enjoys activities such as; knacker drinking, smoking spliffs, driving a knacker mobile and listening to The Barley Mob.
You're from Celbridge, haha don't ya mean Smellbridge!

Who's up for Knacker drinking in the field behind Castletown house?

Knacker drinking on the 67?

Where the fuck is the 67?
by 67a May 1, 2012
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Cambridge Kiss

Taking a shit in front of someone's door to get revenge.
Byron- "Hey man, did you get Ankita back for being so whinny the other day?"
Aqib- "You know I did... I gave her a Cambridge Kiss the size of king kong's finger"
Byron- "the god-damn bitch"
by TotallyRealAccount October 16, 2017
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Cahmbridgean

Adj. - variants include 'Cambrahgean'.

Pertaining to Cahmbridge Universitah, most august seat of edified learning, or one so marvellous as to have attended said magnificent institution.
"You may not be aware, but, in fact, I did indeed attend CAHMBRIDGE UNIVERSITAH; Trinitah College, to be precise."
-"Oh, I don't doubt that you're a CAHMBRIDGEAN!"
by Ahndrah March 14, 2011
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Cambridge

a City in the East of England, home to Cambridge University. The city also has a massive claim to the birthplace of football (the most widely played and popular sport in the world), as it is where the first universally accepted rules were written and first played. Sadly, this is largely unknown, due to the city and uni being so stuck up and football being considered working class. Shame.

It should be noted that not everyone in Cambridge is stuck up, there's plenty of down to earth people such as myself!
Cambridge - home of football and of one of the best unis in the world!
by skankmaestro January 20, 2011
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Cambridge

by Tomo September 1, 2003
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Cambridge

An English city, much better than that American rip-off
Person1: Shall we go to Cambridge?
Person2: But I don't want to go to America!
(person1 shoots person2)
by SnifflyWhale December 27, 2009
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