Cactapus

A mythical, magical creature that (though can't be described) likes doing stuff and things, but not too much or too many of them.

That douchey cactapus blogs at thecactapus.blogspot.com

by thecactapus.blogspot.com May 18, 2010

Catanusmorphisourous

Catanusmorphisourous is a rare branch of illness which originated in west Ethiopia. This disease affects only 1 in 100,000,000 people who come in contact with it. Since the chances of contracting this illness are very slim, it comes across as a surprise when someone actually catches catanusmorphisourous. This illness causes men of old age to get erections when looking at younger children, and these old aged men tend to buy their victims items afterwards.

My next door elderly neighbour has Catanusmorphisourous illness, he is a very weird alpha male.

by Jackson Selim Hamed February 2, 2021

Catalust

The first act or thing that causes a person to lust after another person.

"Wow, I never noticed that guy before, but his hot bod is such a catalust"

by Lkedwards May 12, 2009

Cleaveland Catapult

This is preformed by a male having anal sex with his partner doggy-style. The male removes his penis from the anus trying to catch fecal chunks on the bottom of the penis. Next he pulls the penis back creating a catapault, taps his partners back, and releases as they turn around. Usually the male aims at the face in a scoring type fashion. Extra points are awarded for hitting mouth, nose, and eyes (Caution: Eye shots can cause pink eye.)

Jake Steed: Last night was awesome I cleaveland catapulted this girl and hit both eyes

by Trav-O March 1, 2008

catapult

when a man is about to ejaculate he pulls his dick back and flings his cum in the face of his partner.

Dustin: Dude i heard you catapulted your girlfriend last night
Brent: your damn right i did she licked it all up off her face

by Johnny whiplash 1994 September 3, 2010

cock catapult

at the brink of blowing your load on your partner's face...hold the erect penis against your belly and release it at the same time of orgasm slinging jizz all over your partner's face

"dude, i gave your sister the cock catapult last night, great success!"

by t_hic50 April 19, 2009

catapultulating

This word can be used in place of skyrocketing, accelerating, increasing, launching,and, rising.

During the Great Depression, FDR created the New Deal to to provide relief for the unemployed (like your lazy ass mom)thus catapultulating the workforce. Good work FDR...RESPECT.

by BenchMax345 February 24, 2008