spam castanets

Sagging vaginal lips. See also Beef Curtain.

She sure knows how to play the spam castanets.

by donkey April 15, 2004

casanova.

(note that the word has a period because for some reason, my previous attempt at submitting this definition did not make it to the UD database)

1.A man who gets along well(romantically and/or sexually) and is pretty smooth and gallant with the ladies.
2.A pimp.
3.A Don Juan. A man who is indiscriminately promiscuous and likes to sleep with and have sex with whoever bitch strikes his fancy.

Synonyms: pimp, playa, Don Juan

1. Austin Powers(the main character by actor Mike Myers).
2. Yesterday, I busted my gat in that casanova's ass for trying to sell my woman!
3. I am a casanova and I can fuck any hot bitch so long as she don't have VDs or ain't monogamous! I see nothing wrong wit dat. *gets struck by lightning*

by Mark H September 10, 2004

cassanova

a human embodiment of refined taste in the fine life, including food, drinks, women, and living.
also described on the saturday night live skit with "Rico Suave"
the ultimate pinnacle of "man;" prodigy, also referred to as Omair Khattak

With his smooth talking, pimp clothing, and cool glances, it was obvious that Omair was a natural cassanova.

by hp December 24, 2004

castanet

Like tromboning, but for girls. Said so because in order to give a girl hand fun from behind you have to move your hands like you're playing a castanet.

guy 1: has your girl tromboned you yet?
guy 2: naw, but i totally castanetted her last night.

by triggerwords March 19, 2012

vincenzo cassano

a hot mafia consigliere in the korean drama "Vincenzo". vincenzo is played by a hot korean actor named song joong ki.

x: who's vincenzo cassano?
x: watch vincenzo on netflix.

by lwthalo91 April 22, 2021

George Castanza

An overstuffed wallet, usually filled with useless expired cards, old receipts and or cash.

Jerry: Dude your sitting on a slant
Kramer: let me move my wallet
Jerry: Whoa! Thats a George Castanza

by CrooKeD08 August 3, 2008

SPAM Castanets

A Percussion instrument, of Spanish origin, comprised of specially prepared assorted meat slices worn between the thumb and four fingers.

They are mainly used in flamenco dancing and emit little to no sound when played.

Hey, I'll play the guitar, Pedro can play some Spam Castanets

by Gene! October 18, 2007