hp's definitions

Inoculation (innoc)

The technique of making fun of oneself before anyone else can in order to lessen the pain and/or embarrassment.

Fat Kid: Hi. Boy I am fat.
Other Kid: Wow, good innoculation.

by HP July 23, 2003

grocery dick

You got enough dick for breakfast, lunch and dinner... And maybe a snack.

He got a grocery dick.

by Hp September 6, 2016

cassanova

a human embodiment of refined taste in the fine life, including food, drinks, women, and living.
also described on the saturday night live skit with "Rico Suave"
the ultimate pinnacle of "man;" prodigy, also referred to as Omair Khattak

With his smooth talking, pimp clothing, and cool glances, it was obvious that Omair was a natural cassanova.

by hp December 24, 2004

cheating

Forbidden teamwork.

I got caught cheating. What the fuck happened to teamwork?

by hp March 14, 2004

heena

a very nice gaL:)

hoLLer heena

by hp October 15, 2003

esin

A big harry potter nerd. Knows everything about him, and wishes to be with him in bed.

You're such an Esin! Stop drooling over that book!

by hp April 28, 2004

Constipated

Suppose you haven't taken a shit for a while and every time you go to the bathroom your poop does not budge because it is firmly stuck and rock hard. You strain yourself but still you cannot get the turd out and you tear your butt hole while you are crying and trying to push it out. This feeling of extreme pain and not being able to pass shit is constipation and one calls you "constipated".

Tom who was not being able to take a crap because the poop was extremely hard ,felt relieved after the doctor explained to him that he was constipated and recommended a suppository.

by Hp October 17, 2012