cassette

The most horrible music/video storage known to man. Sh**y quality and easily damaged. Join the 21st century and get CDs/DVDs/MP3s.

The only excuse for still listening to CDs is if your POS car only has a tape player like mine. Goddamnit.

by Anonymous July 8, 2003

cassette tape

an analogy for expressing ones belief about girls who dont suck dick. "A no brainer"

Boy: what you dont give head
Girls: yeah its disgusting
Boy: what the fuck?? you like a cassette tape you belong in the museum

by marusuru August 11, 2008

cassette 54

This is the story that many are in to. The pain of love, the bad pay back of your love, and you just simply can't talk about something else, you try it, though you don't make it, there is no effort enough to put you off of that unique thougth, you just can go forward and rewind around the same talk.

friend healthy 1: At job I have lots to do, I thougth maybe we can work together.
Friend sick 2: Peter must konw that I am a good person, that I can work even without him.
Friend 1: then, you see it there!! Let's think about what we can do with the new image of the office...
Friend 2: though maybe I should call him and tell him I already have a job
Friend 1: ok, so let's think about it
Friend 2: I'm thinking, all the time!!! Peter, bad Peter, very mean Peter
friend 1:No, no, stop your cassette 54 and let's think about anything no Peter
Friend2: like living without Peter?

by LaPior May 11, 2011

carsonette

Bullying in a way of psychology or/and sarcasm.

"Wow. He is such a carsonette. He doesn't even admit it!"

by John Thompson's Definitions May 13, 2017

cassette

A type of tape that you usually find in the {attic} containing your parents sex tape

A casual group of 7 year old kids

Tim: Hey dude want to go looking in the attic for treasure?
Bain: Hell yeah lets go!
Tim: Hey look what i found!
Bain: Woah it's a cassette tape!

Tim:What's that?
Bain: It is something normally our parents try to hide from us from watching.

by Thecoolness68 May 12, 2020

cassette

The greatest way of listening to music of all time. Especially in a 1997 Toyota Camry.

Nothing else compares. Only heathens have bluetooth.

"Wow, this cassette has such high quality. I wish my car had a cassette player!"

by schwefdp January 19, 2021

Cassette Tapes Is Bachlut's Music Notes: Angel Jose Robles (Fidel Ángel's next father): The Subnatural Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cassette Tapes Is Bachlut's Music Notes: Angel Jose Robles (Fidel Ángel's next father): The Subnatural Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025