certifiction

a certificate of fictional worth.

"No where does the story mention their biggest exposure: that they gave multiple certifications to the investors in the mortgage securtizations that they did indeed have the trust assets." from: nakedcapitalism.com

I'm sure any losses are covered by the certifiction.

by Pissed Off Old Dude November 12, 2010

Artifact

1. Something made to resemble a real fact, by or through President Trump or his Administration or other.

2. A false statement, a non-truth, a lie or a falsehood.
3. An exaggeration of the truth or a half truth.
4. An alternative fact.

Did you hear that CNN has discovered another artifact from the Trump Administration.

by My Kraken January 23, 2017

Cardiactivity

Any exercise that is good for the heart.

I love to Row. Its a great cardiactivity.

by Shorn Turner March 30, 2020

artifact luck

absolute nonsense and non-existant thing

good artifact luck? forget about it

by DefaultNon April 13, 2021

artifact luck

absolute nonsense and non-existent thing

good artifact luck? forget about it

by DefaultNon April 13, 2021

ARTIFACT

SOMETHING THATS BEEN KNOWN

AN ARTIFACT

ARE YOU SURE THATS A FACT
"YEAH ITS AN ARTIFACT"

by greenseqquoiaocean August 29, 2021

Cartilation

When Playboi Carti's music finally makes sense and you transcend to another state of being.

Gigachad has airpods in and looks like he's having an encounter with god.

Dude 1: Yo what's up with him

Dude 2: oh he's just having a Cartilation

Dude 1: Oh shit good for him

by exoss October 3, 2022