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Cutarded

Describes how the person looks cute but retarded at the same time.
That picture you sent me makes you look cutarded.
by 5gum4u August 14, 2012
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CoVtarded

Person who lives in complete denial and or ignorance of the countless studies showing the countless ways SARS2 confers damage to humans, instead blaming vaccines for said damages or the potential thereof. A vaccine that covers 1 out of 29 proteins of the virus itself. Ripe with logical fallacies and motivated reasoning, especially appeal to nature and confirmation bias, with overall reading difficulties, truly CoVtarded people.
Murr thinks the vaccine will kill everyone, and that he has never had covid despite being a maskless asshole. What a CoVtarded person
by coolmindman June 28, 2023
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linda cartered

Getting "Linda Cartered" is when you get so twatted (like Linda Carter on EastEnders, obviously), that you spend the night telling everyone they are ShitCunt arseholes, (or words to that effect) then piss your pants in public.
I was sooo Linda Cartered last night...shouted me mouth off in the pub... Then pissed meself
by Kaydux March 10, 2020
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cartard

A driver who consistently makes poor decisions and unsafe maneuvers while operating a vehicle. Someone who lacks common sense and quick reaction time while driving. A bit different from a castard.
That cartard just turned left from the right lane.
by M. Worley September 12, 2009
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castarded

1. Being in a state of goofyness where you laugh at your own laugh and anything and everything makes you laugh. Shows up frequently at work.

2. A time where Cassie Syndrome is at its worse.

3.A symptom of Cassie Syndrome.
I was walking around work tonight in circles, not doing anything in particular and someone called me Castarded and I laughed my ass off and got out of work 20 minutes late bacause I was laughing so hard.
by Friend with benefits May 9, 2005
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contarded

omg, she is soo contarded
by CarooxCore April 9, 2007
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CBREtarded

stupidity that goes above and beyond the call of duty. it's like stupid thinking outside the box, finding inventive new ways to be moronic.
ok when he shovered that strw up his nose, he wasn't just retarded he was CBREtarded
by Ashley St. Claire March 13, 2003
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