Carpet 

A very nice gent with a very nice muscular body. A good guy. Good cook. Loves touching men appropriately. Loves cookies.

O mon dier he is such a carpet. I need a penis.

Carpet by URBOISOMECOOLSHIPYANKUREAR December 16, 2019

Carpet 

The object used to clean feet and soak up coffee

Carpet is good for your health of vegetable knowledge: Mental doctor phsyciatrist guy that lives on my basement

Carpet by The_Jamacan_Bobsled_Team#blobs May 9, 2021

carpet 

something that aimlessly lays on the ground disturbing everyone.

I used to sleep on my bed but the carpet kept watching me sleep.....

carpet by yourlocalmcdonalds July 1, 2021

Carpet 

Just a lame individual, and you know what else? 90% of the time they are an npc.

Dude we just went up to our high school coach and he was basically none existent…. What a fucking carpet.

Carpet by SuDaniel of Queensberry July 31, 2022

Carpet 

The thing that you sleep on after you see spencer and declen dancing on a light pole in Denmark after the roman empire invades Germany after has taken over Canada in ww3 does not define the rug it will be your end...

Carpet of spencer

Carpet by Josh but not him but japan November 9, 2022

Carpet 

(Noun) "Capet is a soft material usually laid on floors of houses to provide a soft surface on which to walk."
- GradeAUnderA 2015

(Adjective) To cover something, usually in a substance of some sort.

(Noun) "I just got a new carpet for my living room."

(Adjective) "We will now carpet the cake with frosting."

Carpet by ProfessionalRose November 25, 2022

carpet 

letting your significant other (usually a female) walk all over you and take advantage in a relationship.

Leo’s such a little carpet, he let his girl stick a finger in his bum after he said no (leo.d0b)

carpet by pistol mike January 22, 2023