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the special childen who are forced to live in big emptty rooms covered in carpet so they dont fall and hurt them selves hense the word "CARP" short for carpet, These childen face a lack of social knowlegde and face a slight case of mental retardation
timmy is such the carp
carp by big bird on campus September 14, 2007
acronym for:

Cool
And
Radically
Popular
Carver: I aim to be CARP. Cool and Radically Popular.
Tony: Good thing you don't want to be Cool Rich and Popular.
Carver: Why?
carp by MaxManhatten July 7, 2007
A frivolous complaint.
A fish.
A homemade harp. (crap/harp?
"I can't stand all of his carps!"
"There's a carp in the water"
"That carp made of ropes and boards sounds surprisingly good.
carp by Carcass July 15, 2005
To hold unparalleled power; to not suck. Often times has large, skilled hands.
carp by Chris Carpenter March 2, 2004
A guy who likes ugly girls with no ass and no boobs.
"Yo, you see that fine looking girl walk by." (Ugliest girl you've ever seen walked buy.)
"Dude, you're a carp."
Carp by gmac-dawg January 6, 2008
to break an electrical product after the warranty has expired
oh no my telly has backed in what a carp
Carp by Anonymous August 24, 2003