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Carnival Penis Effect

Every time a Clown gets a hard-on while in a clown car packed full of other clowns. The Clown's boner then causes all the other clowns to receive erections. This causes the process of leaving the car to take a longer time, and sometimes scars some children as they see clowns with boners sticking out of their funny clown pants.
Slappy the Clown: "Hey Little Timmy wanna see a balloon animal"
Little Timmy: "Yes Please"
Morgan Freeman; "That is known as the Carnival Penis Effect"
by SlappyNuts February 22, 2014
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mall carnies

Overly aggressive sellers from kiosks in the middle of the mall
Look away or those mall carnies will try to shine your fingers.
by lil*bo*peep January 12, 2008
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Carnish

verb 'car-NISH'
/Carnished/
/Carnishing/
/Carnisher/

To garnish a dish (e.g. Toast) violently. Root words 'Tarnish', 'Garnish' and 'Carnage'.
or
To throw large amounts of food things at one-another.
Bob: "I'm hungry"
Tim: "Lets make some Carnished Toast!"
*They both begin throwing butter and cinnamon sugar at the toast, then brutally beat the sandwich.

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Bob: "Man, this soup is DELICIOUS!"
*Carnishes it against the wall*

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In the movie 'Thor', in the coffeeshop, Thor 'carnished' the coffee mug because he loved the coffee.
by Tonk September 25, 2012
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Carnivorous Cavern

n: a vagina that likes to eat hard cock. Reasoning is that it's wet & dark in there and most vaginas crave the cock to swallow.
Timmy's penis went hard from seeing this fine ass bitch get naked. He then proceeded to take a chance & plunge his cock into her carnivorous cavern. After several medium paced strokes he burst a load in which the carnivorous cavern was craving the most. Now hopefully a walking ejaculation doesn't result or burning sensation.
by Trees DT November 2, 2011
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Caridee

Caridee is one of the coolest, sweetest, funniest girls you’ll ever meet. You need a Caridee in your life, she is amazing. If you meet a Caridee keep her as long as you can. If you mess with her pepare for payback. Caridee is amazing keep her. Caridee
I love Caridee
by CheeckA August 13, 2019
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Feral Carnie

A typically, unkempt, uneducated, scraggly, dirty, drifter. Often the child of a traveling circus workers or even just the product of lower breeding practices.
Hey dude that feral carnie was pretty good at sex in my trailer last night.
by Ranchgirls November 17, 2020
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crotch carnival

a sex orgy involving multiple partners and a festive atmosphere.
I walked by Ms. Jenkins' house the other night, and through the window I saw a big, raunchy Crotch Carnival going on inside!
by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007
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