carnid

A ship name between two characters from the walking dead named Carl and Enid.

Person 1: Did you watch the walking dead last night?

Person 2: Omg yes! I can't believe Carl and Enid kissed, I ship Carnid!

by Handlerss May 14, 2018

carnival cruise

the act of driving around looking for a place to take a shit

if you dont stop somewhere soon this carnival cruise is going to end up with a pile of shit in your rear seat

by henro50 February 18, 2013

winter carnival

Michigan Technological University is located at the top of the UP in the Keweenaw peninsula. The student population is only 26% women, and the winter is so grueling (up to 360 inches of snow) that most people begin having mental breakdowns around mid february.

To make the students feel better about their lives at MTU, the school used a ploy developed by the psychology department, and created a Four night long drinking festival. The end result was that students hangovers were so horrible by the end of the festival that they forgot all about how much winter sucked and were able to make it to spring sanity intact.

do not attempt carnival if you are pregnant, have liver disease, or plan on living past 50.

Winter Carnival!!!!!!!

by joegraz February 26, 2011

no carnival no games

when “Matty Fucking Smokes” was referring to his juul in the car; another saying for “No Cap” or “No Lid”.

me : yeooo this vape hits hard

friend : yeah bro, no carnival no games

by clawhey January 28, 2019

parisian carnival

During anal intercourse, preferably a three-way, having a female partner take an unused condom (deflated), and inserting it into another partner's anus; next, the condom is inflated with the first female's mouth while it is in the second female's anus; particularly skilled females can inflate the condom to the point of rupture

Dude, why won't my girlfriend do the parisian carnival with me?

by the parisian king November 26, 2006

Carnivore Diet

This diet involves eating primal raw meat just like a lion. Mostly from ruminant animals. It was invented by public figure Sv3rige. Sv3rige is very smart.

I eat carnivore diet because of Sv3rige who is very smart.

by MikeTheIncel June 1, 2021

carbidue

Leftover bread, sweets, chips, fries, etc. that someone on a low-carb diet leaves behind after eating only the meat from a restaurant meal.

That guy must be on a low-carb diet; his floorboard is covered in carbidue from his fast-food lunches.

by BryanDD March 5, 2008