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carney evil

a shooting game where a bunch of juggalos throw faygo at you.. also known as the only way maggots can legally kill juggalos.
Maggot 1: yo lets go play carney evil.
Maggot 2: yeah i could go for killing some of them stupid clowns
by truemaggot May 15, 2011
mugGet the carney evilmug.

Jay Carney

The act of consistently covering for your boss, friend, or other person, by dodging questions, making excuses, changing the topic, or even exaggerating or lying. The slang term originates from the actions and behaviors of White House Press Secretary Jay Carney for the Obama administration when asked questions on certain topics by reporters.
Person 1: What's the latest on that debacle? What did Mike say?
Person 2: I don't know, Mike pulled a Jay Carney and said it happened a long time ago, as if a few months was a long time ago and now it somehow doesn't matter.
by psara May 6, 2013
mugGet the Jay Carneymug.

Mall Carney

A person who works in a kiosk down the center of a shopping mall selling, e.g., neck warmers, cell phone covers, Crocs, teeth whitening services, etc.
Don't make eye contact with the Mall Carney, or you'll end up owning hair styling tools you don't want.
by KJM0907 December 31, 2009
mugGet the Mall Carneymug.

joe carney

A giant douche. He has a little dick with three odd shaped balls. his best friends' name should be trevor who has a big dick.
Joe Carney is an annoying asshat. But his friend Trevor is cool as shit!
by assnut October 24, 2008
mugGet the joe carneymug.

jason carney

A person from Boone Iowa who will accept challenges on the spot and loves pork chops, or anything made of chocolate
Always loosen bolts pushing away from your self or you will Jason Carney yourself
by Mkonv March 14, 2019
mugGet the jason carneymug.

todd carney

TODD Carneyyyyyy
by todddc June 11, 2018
mugGet the todd carneymug.

Carney Chlamydia

A super specific strain of chlamydiathat can only be caught by having sex with a carnival worker.
She caught a nasty case of carney chlamydia after hooking up with the ferris wheel operator.
by Nicole from Lakeville July 24, 2018
mugGet the Carney Chlamydiamug.

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