The Captain

A ponderous rogue that infuses the masses with the will to drink. Many compare him Captain Hook, but the latter could never live up to these alcoholic expectations.

"Matt, did you get your captain on?"
"Ughh... "(a groan because he woke up in his own vomit)

by Uthar November 26, 2002

Captain

The Social Athlete who has the weekend planned out on Tuesday and is the guy who makes ALL the decisions.

"Captain Alex has just texted me seven times checking that I'll be out on Saturday. Calm the f^@# down".

by TheAthlete November 2, 2014

The Captain

A small fly with a big hat who features in recent Weebl & Bob cartoons. He is the captain of a farm that floats about on the sea, and demands that we give him silence.

Favoured foods include cheese, sardines and turd snot pie. The Captain has no need for biscuits.

"Since when did farms need captains?" - Weebl

by Kevchenko March 29, 2005

Captain

Any white man wearing a uniform ... ANY uniform ... it could be a Burger King uniform.

"Hey hey Captain !!! My carruh broke down about 3 blocks away ... I run outta gas and my old lady is pregnant ... can you let me hold $10.00 for a minute ? I'll pay you back tomorrow !"

by Mad Honky August 15, 2014

Captain

The best sex position out here, you pick up the legs like a wheel and you go hard baby.

Captain be really going hard.

by General_Media January 14, 2019

The Captain

see also Captain Magenta

"The Captain has arrived"

by CJ September 5, 2004

The Captain

The name we called a kick who had a curved penis, see Captain Hook

"Did you hear about that kid?"
"Yeah his thing is shaped like a banana"

by MichalekAdam11 January 25, 2005