A ponderous rogue that infuses the masses with the will to drink. Many compare him Captain Hook, but the latter could never live up to these alcoholic expectations.
by Uthar November 26, 2002

The Social Athlete who has the weekend planned out on Tuesday and is the guy who makes ALL the decisions.
"Captain Alex has just texted me seven times checking that I'll be out on Saturday. Calm the f^@# down".
by TheAthlete November 2, 2014

A small fly with a big hat who features in recent Weebl & Bob cartoons. He is the captain of a farm that floats about on the sea, and demands that we give him silence.
Favoured foods include cheese, sardines and turd snot pie. The Captain has no need for biscuits.
Favoured foods include cheese, sardines and turd snot pie. The Captain has no need for biscuits.
by Kevchenko March 29, 2005

"Hey hey Captain !!! My carruh broke down about 3 blocks away ... I run outta gas and my old lady is pregnant ... can you let me hold $10.00 for a minute ? I'll pay you back tomorrow !"
by Mad Honky August 15, 2014

Captain be really going hard.
by General_Media January 14, 2019

by MichalekAdam11 January 25, 2005
