Taniqua's definitions

Captain

(n.) the sexual act of pouring Captain Morgan into a woman's vaginal crevice, and then proceeding to drink it with a straw

(v.) to commit the act of Captaining

MAY CAUSE STERILIZATION

I Captained your mom last night you assclown.

by Taniqua November 4, 2006

abra-cadabra

(v.) when a man pulls his penis out of the woman's vagina before "finishing," quickly slipping a dildo in her vagina, then skeets in her face and exclaims "TADA!" After this he runs away screaming and/or laughing

I abra-cadabra your mom every nigh, including last night, you assclown.

by Taniqua November 5, 2006