chinese calendar

When you fuck an Asian or Chinese girl in 365 different positions over the course of 1 round of intercourse.

I went to Chinese buffet last night and ended up Chinese calendaring one of the waitresses.

by Chinese Calendar January 16, 2017

nadvent calendar

An advent calendar like any other with 24 windows counting down the days until Christmas. Behind each cardboard flap is the severed testicals of an orphan to reward the eager child.

"Mummy bought me the wrong nadvent calendar this year... i don't like the black ones!"

by Jarlinean June 11, 2006

Caple

To spill food on one's clothes during the process of eating (occurs primarily in a restaurant).

Cleatus and Billy Bob (a couple of slack-jawed yokels) were sucking down breakfast at the Waffle House and Cleatus spills buttery syrup all over his overalls.

"Dag gummit, Billy Bob! I capled my weddin' britches!

by Closeproximity June 10, 2008

Carlen

A girl who is amazing and helpful, there are not many of these so if you see one tell her how much she means to you. She is also very beautiful.

Wow! Carlen is looking amazing today!

by GottaLoveMax October 5, 2016

Carlena

She's Sweet , beautiful, loving, and caring

She called me beautiful, she's such a Carlena

by Rgirlheart August 15, 2016

Calendine

The head of an organization, group, or team

Jim was the Calendine and was therefore master of the office watercooler.

by Shadowpresident April 25, 2005

Calendar surfing

The act of looking through shared office calendars of other employees to find meetings to join even though you weren't invited. This is to fill up your own calendar and make it look like you're busy. At the meeting you're pretending to listen but just space out and nod once in a while to make a believable impression.

Johnny was calendar surfing yesterday, getting no real work done, just passing time at meetings.

by TheManWithTheHarmonica September 15, 2012