Cleatus and Billy Bob (a couple of slack-jawed yokels) were sucking down breakfast at the Waffle House and Cleatus spills buttery syrup all over his overalls.
"Dag gummit, Billy Bob! I capled my weddin' britches!
"Dag gummit, Billy Bob! I capled my weddin' britches!
by Closeproximity June 10, 2008