canteloping

A game where one hides cut up cantelope (or honeydew) in an inconspicuous place for someone to find. If the person that finds the melons has an aversion to the fruit, the game is especially rewarding for the players.

Angela puked when she found the cantelope in her pillow case! Canteloping her is fun

by Sanjay claus December 19, 2016

cantaloupe

a large round fruit, with a gray, bumby rind and a delicious orange interior

"Today I bought a cantaloupe at Food Lion"

by Kaity N July 18, 2005

Hairy Cuntaloupe

Taking a fresh cantaloupe, you cut out a penis-sized hole. Then, you heat up the cantaloupe in a microwave for 30 seconds or until desired warmth. You then place your penis inside the cantalouple and the seeds inside the cantaloupe simulate a vagina and pull on your penis.

My girl wouldn't have sex with me so I went into the refrigerator and made a "hairy cuntaloupe."

by Adolf Ollerbusch August 27, 2009

cantaloupe

A person prone to ill-advised behavior; a dumbass, a moron.

"So I drive into this Gas Station the other day, and what do I see? This complete cantaloupe was pumping gas into a soda bottle while smoking a cigarette."

by joshua estell August 3, 2006

cantelope

a fruit that is only good for fucking

me-you know you could just have sex with fruit
eli-with fruit?
me- yeah like maybe a peach, or a kiwi, it is already fuzzy
charlie-not a kiwi!
me-why
charlie-because it has like million tiny seeds, and you have a urethra
whitney-plus it doesn't really seem long enough
me-maybe like three kiwis all together?
charlie-no kiwi
me- ok, maybe like a cantelope then, low citrus content, nice texture, and nobody eats those nasty bastards anyway
eli-yeah, cantelopes are only good for fucking
charlie-fruit rapist

by hpkid March 2, 2005

gassy antalope

attracted to cougars. My personal favorite card in cards of humanity.

Carmensita was being a gassy antalope while karlita and stephchef laughed.

by will hebble September 20, 2016

cantaloupe

A sexy game (usually in public restrooms) involving 2 lesbians, a straight girl, tennis racquets, and Listerine.

I'm not very good at cantaloupe.

by Tybalt D October 17, 2008