Canon Kings

A term coined by legend Lucky Luciano which is used to signify the beauty of a fan ship that should be canon

Jeremy: klance is canon kings!

by shirosaclone July 16, 2018

Canosaing

To "canosa" (canosaing) is to show off how intellectually superior you are to all your "friends", usually on how much better you are at an activity or game, even if they suck. People who "canosa" often typically have large foreheads, to store their equally large egos - they get bullied easily, and spend most of their free time in front of a mirror or under a kitchen table.

"I went 9/1/1 in that Lee Sin game I played yesterday, I carried so hard"
"But that was a bot game..."
"...and?"
"bro, stop canosaing"

by 100%4headmass December 23, 2019

Canoesh

vagina, pink taco, vertical bacon strips, cooter

Karla was wearing such a short skirt that everybody could see her canoesh.

by Ivan snatches January 15, 2008

dairy cannons

A colorful description of a woman's breasts. The description is usually used by those indigenous to rural areas.

Greg, look at the dairy cannons on that chick!

by Blackshirtogre July 14, 2006

Splitting Cannons

Splitting Cannons: The occurrence in which an object, ie: shoulder strap, guitar strap, seat belt etc. segregates two excessively large mammary glands. Size would constitute 36 D and above

Man did you see the chick in that convertible? Her seatbelt was splitting cannons....

by Mr.Cannon January 15, 2011

Canonsburg Middle School

Also known as CMS. A place were 7th and 8th graders gather for 4 hours of torture everyday. The motto is "Expect the Best at CMS" In the warmer months it gets to be 100 degrees (no air conditioning, nicee) and in the winter it gets covered in 5 feet of snow, yet they still make there students walk through it to go. It has four stories, which students travel up nd down at least 20 times every day, so that by the end of the school year there legs are ripped from the exercise Students are seperated into "teams", which ends up creating fights about who's team is better and ends up creating conflict instead of bringing us together like the principals want us to. Though, the 8th graders end yup fighting at least 2 times a week anyway, so fights are typical and normal. The chicken nuggets at lunch bounce(literally) and putting stuff into the lockers is like trying to stuff and elephant into a shoe box. But, the band wins high honors and is ranked top in the state, the entire school is ranked on the list of top 25 middle schools in the state. And, Mr. Manion, the greatest teacher alive, teaches there. So some parts of it may be crappy, but it has it's up sides. And every student that attends definitly never forgets their experience there.

Kid 1: " HEY do you go to Canonsburg Middle School?"

Kid 2: "YEAH, it sucks but we played basket ball with the chicken nuggets today at lunch, Mr. Manion taught is about how awesome history is, and Teddy slammed tommy in the face with a chair six times before getting in trouble!"

by Chicken Nugget Bouncer June 14, 2011

Creeper's canon

Acceptable as well as unacceptable behavior for creeps can be found in the Creeper's Canon.

Little Pauly was scared his creepiness was too easily detectable so he thumbed through a copy of his uncle Willy's copy of the Creeper's Canon for some useful tips on avoiding undue suspicion.

by beansforbreakfast July 10, 2019