cannonball

A "dive" in which you hold your knees to your chest and hit the water with your fat ass with as much force as possible with the purpose of creating a gigantic splash, thus soaking everyone in the near vicinity.

Dude that splash was sihhhh duuu. A cannonball

by sihhh dude January 13, 2018

Cannonball

To propel a used condom towards someone or a group of people

I was misbehaving in PE so the teacher cannonballed me.

by Eddy The Hero August 17, 2008

Cannonballing

In relation to Television viewing. This word is used in place of 'binge-watching', without the negative connotations of the phrase.

I am currently cannonballing the entire first season of Breaking Bad.

I just cannonballed the entire first season of Breaking Bad.

by MBED123 August 20, 2014

Cannonballed

When you take a dump and the impact between the turd and the water splashed you in the butt or testicles.

"I took a dump and it totally cannonballed my nuts"

by Watts83 May 8, 2014

Cannonball

A cannonball occurs when a person is taking a large hit from a bong and the marijuana is sucked through the bowl and splashes into the bong water.

Holy shit bro that was a huge hit, it cannonballed!

by jotchanddavey12fwee March 3, 2019

cannonball

When you hold your foreskin tightly with your dominant hand, and proceed to urinate within the sealed foreskin vicinity. Wait until maximum pressure is reached, and release upon shower-mates.

Man, Nate got hit with the WORST cannonball yesterday in the locker room!

by NateDun January 23, 2009

Cannonball

A “dive” in which you hold your knees to your chest and hit the water with your fat ass with as much force as possible, with the pout pose if creating as much splash, thus soaking everyone in the near vicinity

That cannonball your mother just performed strangely reminded me of the movie “Deep Impact”

by Funnygirlincanada March 17, 2019