A Canadian

Identity given by Americans while travelling outside the United States.

(Anyone outside the United States) Whats your nationality?

(American)....um...aw....I'ma Canadian!

(Anyone outside the United States) Ya...sure you are!....lets get him!!

by Matt...true Canuck November 10, 2008

Canadian

A great way to get your ass out of a sling if you are an American visiting a hostile foreign country. Afterall, who hates Canadians?

A person of questionable Middle East ethenticy-

"Hey, American infidel. Hold on a moment while i detonate myself so i can go meet Allah and have 45 male virgins to myself".

American tourist-

"Eh? Whats this aboot? I'm just a simple Canadian trying to hop a plane home so i can sit in my igloo and watch hockey on tv while drinking Crown Royal eh".

by Dick driller October 16, 2010

Canadian

Code word for a person of African American descent.

Can you believe that we hired our first Canadian??!!!??

by Nasty Dave May 9, 2019

Canadianized

To act as as a Canadian would, to adhere to Canadian customs and traditions, to have become Canadian by way of your actions. Canadians are seen as intelligent, peacekeeping, liberal potheads who love Hockey Night in Canada and have the balls to disagree publicly with American policies.

Maria: Have you checked out Pablo lately?
Lorena: No, Why?
Maria: He's become so Canadianized. He smokes BC Hydro, drinks beer and plays hockey instead of soccer. He no longer has chicharron with his breakfast, instead he eats bacon.
Lorena: Oh yeah. I heard he's changing his name to Paul

by RicDaSpic April 13, 2005

canadians

what americans pretend to be when on vacation abroad

jee im glad i put this "Canadain" flag on my back pack while traveling in Europe...cuz they sure hate us americans over there

by leif November 24, 2004

Canadian

An unarmed American with healthcare.

cheers to being Canadian!

by hiqwertyhi August 21, 2011

canadianism

A word used predominatly by Canadians. See the paragraph in my example.

Last night, I cashed my pogey and went to buy a mickey of CC at the beer parlour, but my skidoo got stuck in the muskeg on my way back to the duplex. I was trying to deke a deer, you see. Damn chinook, melted everything. And then a Mountie snuck up behind me in a ghost car and gave me an impaired. I was S.O.L., sitting there in my Stanfields and a toque at the time. And the mountie, he's all chippy and everything, calling me a shit disturber and whatnot.
Every linked word is a Canadianism.

by Weens September 24, 2005