A man who ruins everything he touches. A racist asshole. Henry Clay’s boyfriend, but he will break off their engagement. However, he has cheekbones so sharp they can slice bread, and young men licked his toes
by Dan’l Not Daniel March 18, 2023
Get the John Calhounmug. The sweetest man on the face of the Earth. He always thinks of others before himself and deserves more than he gets in life. He's a catch and any woman is lucky beyond words to have him in her life
by Smltwngrl December 25, 2024
Get the Adam Lee Calhounmug. Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.
Guy 1: Typical Chandler is "Branden Calhoun" again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike.
Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.
Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?
Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.
Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?
Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
by CigarilloDino November 18, 2016
Get the Branden Calhounmug. Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.
Guy 1: Typical Chandler is "Branden Calhoun" again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike.
Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.
Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?
Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.
Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?
Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
by CigarilloDino November 18, 2016
Get the Branden Calhounmug. A form of male masturbation where one dunks his penis into a glass of ice water at the moment of climax. Named after Coach Calhoun of Grease. Although he was struck with pies by Eugene it is plausible he could also be subject to a dunk tank at the carnival.
While Yanking and Tearing at his cock, Tom realized he was about to ejaculate. Without a sock, and no desire to soil his tummy with semen, Tom turned to his glass of ice water and plunged his member in for discharge. As his mind cleared following this elation, Tom was reminded of the great Coach Calhoun and that time he was dunked in the water tank
by anonymous March 20, 2025
Get the Coach Calhounmug. A sweet loving human being who will be you're greatest friend if you do her right , but if you do her wrong be ready , she has bat shit crazy calhoun in her
"Sarah Calhoun used to be my girlfriend , until I left her for an ugly bitch and now my life is fucked "
by Jajxjejbzvdhwhd July 28, 2017
Get the sarah calhounmug. people are nice ig but some kids act like they’re the shit . all the females are bitches . Shitty ass dress code not even bc the students are looking it’s becuase the teachers don’t know how to restrain themselves the pe teacher straight up said you can’t be looking like that in that exact manner bc i was showing my shoulder and was looking at my boobs . And all the females act like they the shit bc they vape in the bathrooms :)
by Yourmomisafag October 8, 2021
Get the calhoun countymug.