kakka carrot cake 

A real super sand legend.

Parody of Goku (Kakarot) in OneyNG's version of DBZ, Dragonzball P.

Kakka Carrot Cake: I'm Kakka Carrot Cake!!

Freezy Pop: ....

Kakka Carrot Cake: I am real super sand!

Freezy Pop: BAH!! Super pooper scoopers are just legend!!

Kakka Carrot Cake: You'll see Freezy Pop, I'm stronger than an ant, if an ant was.... THIS BIG!!

kakka carrot cake by bored9999 December 3, 2013

Clown cake 

A diss, joke, insult, or smack talk that is particularly weak, lame, or unfunny.

After being insulted: "Your clown cake material bores me. Come up with something better before you come at me again. Maybe then I'll take you seriously."

Clown cake by rweyh August 1, 2012

Patty cake

The sexual act wherein a woman sits on a man's face while simultaneously jerking him off.

I just got patty caked last night... W00t W00t!!!

Patty cake by IMAGINATORS February 1, 2017

Cake and Cock and We're Fresh out of Cake 

What do you say when your girl asks "What's for Dinner"?
When really all you want is a blow job.

* Wife calls Husband and says "Honey, whats for dinner?"

* Man replies "Cake and Cock and we're Fresh out of Cake"

Cake and Cock and We're Fresh out of Cake by Ron Damint March 21, 2013

Babe Cake 

The female equivalent of a Stud Muffin.

A girl who is looking like a particularly hot and steamy babe.

1. (guy talking about a girl) "Did you see that chick that just walked past? She was a total babe cake."

2. (girl saying about self) "Ding! Turn the oven off. This babe cake is done!"

Babe Cake by Scarlett KM November 15, 2010

ghost cake 

A cake baked for one's deceased mother on the anniversary of her birth or death. Also means explicit stuff that burns itself into one's brain after reading the article on Urban Dictionary (i.e. Alabama Hot Pocket or similar).

"Unfortunately, I didn't realize that Ghost Cake is a really bad thing on Urban Dictionary, and now it's burned into my brain."

ghost cake by Haru/VoidKatana October 26, 2017

Crab Cake 

Someone outside of your clique who hangs around idly and won't leave.

Man, I hate fucking crab cakes. (in their presence)

Crab Cake by JDizMit December 9, 2008