Camtono

A mystical and magical ice cream like delicacy.

I'm so depressed I need a mega sized camtono

by Just me and my cats May 13, 2018

cantona

Ruled the premiership between 1992-1996 with his brilliant play, touch, passing, finishing etc.
Scored the winning goal in the 1996 fa cup final.
pfa player of the year in 1994
Footballer of the year in 1996

Watch the 95/96 season and you will be amazed by his brilliance

Known as King eric

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

Canton Kiss

After having very intimate sex, you then poop and ejaculate into a bowl and mix it together. After mixing the two together, you must kiss until the other pukes into the other persons mouth.

Kim and I did a Canton Kiss, I won!

by Cats with Condoms November 8, 2014

milk carton syndrome

A compulsive habit of collecting milk cartons and filling rooms up to the ceiling with them.

Poor fellow had a very large house with only one room to live in, thanks to a life long disability called milk carton syndrome.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2019

Cantonese

A language spoken a lot in the south of China as well as around the world (especially in Chinese takeaways). It's roughly as related to Mandarin Chinese as English is to German: A speaker of (only) Cantonese cannot readily understand a speaker of (only) Mandarin Chinese and vice versa. Cantonese is spoken and not written, just as Mandarin Chinese is: Cantonese speakers and Mandarin Chinese speakers write in Written Chinese. It just happens that Mandarin Chinese is closer to the written standard.

If you're from the US or the UK, when you think you hear "Chinese", it's likely Cantonese, especially if your knowledge of "Chinese" is limited to "chicken chow mein".

Mandarin: "Tian bu pa, di bu pa, zhi pa guangdong ren shuo putonghua."
Translation: 'I fear neither heaven nor earth, I only fear Cantonese speakers trying to speak Mandarin'.

Cantonese: "Tin mh geng, deih mh geng ji geng bak fong yahn gong gwong dung wah mh jehng".
Translation: 'I fear neither heaven nor earth, I only fear Mandarin speakers speaking Cantonese so inaccurately'.
(From chinese-lessons.com)

by rent-a-linguist December 28, 2010

Caton

A male of primarily asian descent who gets so many girls it becomes a inherent trait of them they tend to be immune to most weapons and are considered "the bomb." Often times being the alpha male in a particular place or time, and often considered a bdp.

Man 1: Hey look its Caton...I wish I could be as popular...is he with that girl you were trying to ask out?
Man 2: Damm his good looks I'l get you one day!

by MisterBook January 3, 2012

ceaton

Ceaton: Pronounced:: keet - un

The perfect young man or boy who will charm you with one look of his beautiful brown eyes and his mischievous smile. He touches your heart by simply taking your hand. He loves to have fun and play games. If you and him become good friends he will hug you tight and kiss your cheek every time he sees you. He forgives easily but be careful because if you break his heart you may lose any affection he has for you. Anyone would be lucky to have a Ceaton for a friend.

"WOW look at that man he has the most beautiful smile ever, he must be a Ceaton."
"You are the luckiest woman in the world to have such a Ceaton as a Grandson"
"Did you see the way his sweet smile had just a hint of mischief"? "Oh yes I did, he's a Ceaton for sure"
"Anyone would be lucky to have a Ceaton!"
"Just having a Ceaton in your life can bring you good luck." "Oh then one of the people at the Blackjack table last night must have been a Ceaton 'cause I won big!!"
"I wanna marry a Ceaton just like my sister did when I grow up."

by Mee-Maw December 4, 2013