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John Calhoun

A man who ruins everything he touches. A racist asshole. Henry Clay’s boyfriend, but he will break off their engagement. However, he has cheekbones so sharp they can slice bread, and young men licked his toes
I can’t believe how many ao3 fanfictions involve John Calhoun, who sucked!
by Dan’l Not Daniel March 18, 2023
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Adam Calhoun

Adam Calhoun is synonymous with Foopa Doopa. The term was first coined by Ryan Upchurch and subsequently released on Youtube as a diss track. It caught traction immediately, with Adam Calhoun being dubbed as the leader of the Foopa Doopa gang.
Yo Merc! Them bitches needa be taught a lesson. I'm sendin' Adam Calhoun and the Foopa Doopa to them cunts as we speak!
by DissDanYall January 20, 2025
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Coach Calhoun

A form of male masturbation where one dunks his penis into a glass of ice water at the moment of climax. Named after Coach Calhoun of Grease. Although he was struck with pies by Eugene it is plausible he could also be subject to a dunk tank at the carnival.
While Yanking and Tearing at his cock, Tom realized he was about to ejaculate. Without a sock, and no desire to soil his tummy with semen, Tom turned to his glass of ice water and plunged his member in for discharge. As his mind cleared following this elation, Tom was reminded of the great Coach Calhoun and that time he was dunked in the water tank
by anonymous March 20, 2025
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Coach Calhoun

A form of male masturbation where one dunks his penis into a glass of ice water at the moment of climax. Named after Coach Calhoun of Grease. Although he was struck with pies by Eugene it is plausible he could also be subject to a dunk tank at the carnival.
While Yanking and Tearing at his cock, Tom realized he was about to ejaculate. Without a sock, and no desire to soil his tummy with semen, Tom turned to his glass of ice water and plunged his member in for discharge. As his mind cleared following this elation, Tom was reminded of the great Coach Calhoun and that time he was dunked in the water tank
by anonymous March 20, 2025
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Vivian Kate Calhoun

whats ur name

ur mom, jk its vivian kate calhoun

oh em gee that means ur a baddie and hot and let me date you

no

secs?

no

ok
by XxSlenderChipxX September 27, 2021
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Adam Lee Calhoun

The sweetest man on the face of the Earth. He always thinks of others before himself and deserves more than he gets in life. He's a catch and any woman is lucky beyond words to have him in her life
I need me some Adam Lee Calhoun in my life!
by Smltwngrl December 25, 2024
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Calhones

Balls. Testicles. Nuts. The spherical jaunts under your dick. Used when someone's trippin.
Bro you're trippin calhones right now, are you good?
by OG Squad Defines November 14, 2016
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