buttslime

1.An annoying residual goo which clings to the rim of the anus, the origin of which is most likely a foul bout of hellacious diarrhea.
2.Any smeary substance, no matter the origin, which has deposited on, or in the vecinity of the butthole.
3. A person whose behavior may be characterized the same way. Usually this person is not welcomed company.

"I had to throw out some undershorts yesterday before I could do my laundry at my girl's apartment. I had some nasty buttslime that left tracks on my shorts."

"I wish that buttslime Bill would shut the hell up, and leave already."

by SallieSunshine October 25, 2006

buttstories

Inspired by KAT of when she told a story about some guy getting his face planted in someones butt and that is wher it came from!

BoyzIImen:"Ones i was walking in the park and some dogg tried to hump me with his butt!"
Ass: dam boi thats some dam good buttstories pendejo

by dudehy July 16, 2008

buttspread

An ointment applied to a noob's buttock to relieve pain when suffering from a severe ass kicking.

Noob 1: Ouch! I thought melee was the A button the whole time! LAWLZ. I totally got my ass kicked!
Noob 2: Here's some buttspread. Don't use a lot... I'm running low.

by Brenden Noll November 22, 2007

buttstove

A man who enjoys hot steamy malecreamy goodness entering the inner depths of his rectum

Todd- hey, jimmy, I hear you like dick in your ass

Jimmy- hell yeah, i'm a hardcore buttstove

by Father EEP January 18, 2008

Buttlove

a term of endearment first used in the movie, "The Monster Squad"

Bill: Hey Greg, will you meet me at the bowling alley?

Greg: Sure thing, Buttlove!

by Bubbe September 21, 2005

buttstorm

The opposite of a brainstorm; an incredibly stupid thought or idea--stupid enough, possibly, to have literally come from the thinker's butt.

Guy: Egads! I've just had a brainstorm! We'll use that chair to reach the roof, then elope to Vegas!
Girl: ...That's more of a buttstorm than a brainstorm.

by Sovios Falchion Romantic December 28, 2008

Buttsnorkler

Someone who eats ass like a pro.

"Yo, did you here Micheal is a buttsnorkler? That fool would rather eat ass the breathe air"

by Deville1177 March 23, 2016