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buttshark

When you leave your computer account (usually at work) unlocked, someone finds it and they send emails out (usually to a large amount of people) pretending to be you but saying ridiculous or embarrassing things.

A really good buttshark is one that people can't tell if the person actually sent it or if they got buttsharked. Another variation is to email one person, usually that person's mortal enemy, and apologize for everything and ask them out for beers but BCC everyone else.
Oh come on, you know that John got buttsharked. He has a girlfriend!
by Animaldrummer04 May 11, 2011
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rio del buttshaggit

the jaymasta who plays partakes of half life and paintball and contributes to the 'posse' of the square of protecktion to proteckt the shagger from the opposing team.
rio del buttshaggit lead the posse of exi$t, ted, and dootiemasta to proteck the shagger as the shagger sniped down the opposing team with a high power rifle.
by the shagger October 28, 2003
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Butshake

When you'v done a girl in the pooper, you pour in some milk and throw in a straw. then you wait for her ass to close up and use the straw to drink the milk.
-Hey dude, i did a butshake on jennifer yesterday!
-Aw dude, that's just sick man! Was it good?
-na, tasted like poop
by hiddennnnnnnnnnn February 22, 2009
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buttshank

yo, i heard that jake got buttshanked last night, is that true?

yeah its true, it was me who banged him!

yolo right?

yolo
by Johnny Cracker 2.0 April 6, 2015
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buttwhale

Look over there, that's a buttwhale!!
by Buttwhale September 10, 2016
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buttfave

A nickname for when your significant other is being a butt (aka annoying/silly/weird), but they are still your favourite. Similar to when you call someone a buttface in a silly way when they bug you, except they are your favourite buttface. Or you could just really favour their booty over other booty.
Person 1: Taylour Page can be crazy sometimes, but she's still my buttfave.
Person 2: Also, her booty is pretty much the greatest in all the land.
by CheeseballPolice December 19, 2016
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buttshreked

where you get your butt whole shreked or ruined
yo i got so buttshreked last night omg it hurt so bad
by the gabe boi January 19, 2017
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