tig ol' bitties

1: Big, fat ass titties that are incredibly large and juicy. Enjoyed by both males and females everywhere.

2: Titties that are incredibly large in porportion to the female body they are attached to.

1: "Now Ms. I'm gonna half to axe you to flop dem tig ol' bitties on this herr table."

2: "DAMN!!!! Lorenda's got some TIG OL' BITTIES!!!

by Bide September 22, 2005

Flying Buttress

A physical act that involves running at your target, usually another person, then jumping and twisting in such a way that your ass lands as high up on their body as possible (preferrably the face). This act can be performed from a higher location, such as a bench or car, in order to get your ass as close to the target's face as possible. The only requirements to qualify as a Flying Buttress are that your feet leave the ground, and that your ass hits the target before any other part of your body. A knockdown is considered a bonus.

Everyone feared Tony's Flying Buttress' because he usually performed them without pants.

by CubanAso October 12, 2006

Tig Ol’ Bitties

Even better than titties.

I love me some Tig Ol’ Bitties.

by TheTrashTroll March 5, 2019

Tiggle Bitties

Tiggle bitties is the cool way of saying "big ol titties". This phrase is used as a noun. obviously means that a women's breasts are rather scrumptous, gargantuant, and well shaped. Jenna jameson has tiggle bitties.

Cutler: I was walking down a narrow corridor and this women was coming down the other side.
Husby: wow really?
Cutler: Yeah and and when I passed by her, her boobs brushed me.
Husby:and?
Cutler: It was then I noticed she had some tiggle bitties because normal boobs wouldn't have brushed me.

by Douche Bag mcgee January 6, 2007

tig ol bitties

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DAYUM! son. Candace got some tig ol bitties!

by alada vagina May 13, 2005

Tigo Bitties

A synonym for large (sometimes excessively large) breasts. A clever code word when in the presence of ignorant females--by switching the "b" of "big" and the "t" of "titties," one can now publicly state that a given female (or male for that matter) has Tigo Bitties (Big ol' Titties).

Ja Rule: Damn, I'm shorter than my car door--hey, miss, could you perchance take a minute out of your day to open this door?
Miss (well endowed): Why sure, little man.
Ja: Thanks, and by the way you have Tigo Bitties.

by Playaplattinum March 17, 2005

Flying Buttress

The act of leaning forward over the toilet with one or more hands on the wall in front of you to support your weight while you attempt to urinate. This act is usually related to morning wood as it requires either extreme downward force or tilting of the entire body to properly aim before urinating.

"I had morning wood so bad that I had to pull a Flying Buttress when I went to take a piss."

by Akula0812 August 29, 2007