Buttfacebook

An idea for a new web site

Someone should create the sister site to Facebook for those of us with the extreme sense of humor & call it Buttfacebook

by tammalyn August 14, 2010

buttfake

(v) To pull a practical joke on someone.

We buttfaked that dude by putting a dead skunk in his car.

by Jackel in El Centro April 25, 2006

Buttrape, Texas

A small town in Texas where it's illegal to ask the name of the town, and all crimes carry the same penalty: butt rape. Buttrape, Texas is a supernatural place that spawns only at night and draws in unwary travelers who are lost in the back-country roads of Texas.

1) Lost Traveler: "Excuse me, sir. I'm lost. Can you tell me the name of this town so I can find it on the map?

Resident: "Son, yer in Buttrape, Texas."

2) Person 1: Wow looks at all those rundown shacks by the side of the road, and what the hell is that karaoke bar doing in the middle of nowhere?"

Person 2: "Oh God! We're in Buttrape, Texas!

by OctopusJones January 8, 2011

buttgram

A gram of drugs smuggled rectally.

"My boy just brought a dozen buttgrams across the checkpoint."

by chibbi October 8, 2007

buttfumes

stuff that comes out your ass. Almost always used in conjunction with fartgas. Buttfumes are always expelled and never erupted unless following fartgas in sentence.

I erupted fartgas and buttfumes.
I expelled buttfumes.

by lightyeersaway April 14, 2010

Buttfacemcgoobergober

An insut to people with big and small butts

you are a buttfacemcgoobergober

by ohbrickwall April 7, 2022

Buttrape

To forcefully put your penis into somebody else's ass or anus. An act commonly commited by sexually deprived fudge packers.

I buttraped Mike's mom because she was giving me backtalk.

by opalmind June 13, 2004