budsforbuddies

an animal hater who is nine years old

Person 1: I like budsforbuddies
Person 2: you what-
Person 1: oh shit

by AstolfoSimpo February 21, 2022

Wooden Birds

An abundance of clothes pins on an empty clothes line, resembling birds on a power line.

Hand me one of those wooden birds so I can close up that bag of chips.

by A WHITE GUY July 26, 2017

Play angry birds

the act of pooping while playing angry birds, becoming synonymous with the act of pooping itself.

"Honey I must "play angry birds" before we go out to dinner."

"Hey, going to play angry birds right quick!"

"I want to go play angry birds but we are at your mothers house!!!"

by R double Big D December 4, 2011

The Birds and The Bees

A metaphor... Just a metaphor.

Dad: Okay son, do you know what the birds and the bees are?
Son: It's when a guy and a girl-
Dad: NO! IT IS A METAPHOR! ONLY A METAPHOR!
Son: A metaphor for what
Dad: A METAPHOR FOR METAPHORS!

by Nellz Bellz January 17, 2019

burdiak

A big hairy penis or "schlong" closely relates to a chode. Almost bear-like

Wow Bob, you never said that you had a huge Burdiak

by ceej k August 27, 2006

Double Birds

Two middle fingers given at once.

"Yu the b-tch over there? I don't like her. She shot double birds at me yesterday for no reason."

by piiglett. June 15, 2009

Birdsman

A man of the birds, birds being women.
They are can be falsely mistaken to be delly kids but they are of much higher authority.

They abide by the boiz guide to the galaxy rulebook and vow never to dog (unfairly harm) the boiz.
Birdsmen hang out around flocks of birds and regularly visit birdcages where they get all the poonany, they have a secret handshake and are all top cunts. Birdsmen unite. They also have code names.

Goblin Willy got three birds that night. Whadda top fucking birdsman.

by Cocktoes. October 26, 2011