bodfucked

getting stuck behind and old crippled fucker and being late for class

TEACHER:"Why were you late for class?"
STUDENT:"Sorry I was bodfucked"
TEACHER:*RESULTS MAY VARY*

"Oh ok, thats fine. Take a seat"

by LOL25550 December 2, 2011

befucked

adj.

(of a person) Both angry and confused.

"My best friend slept with my ex twice, even when I told her not to!"
"That sucks! Who even does that?!"
"I don't know...I'm just so befucked."

by Bluefire310 December 24, 2008

Needledick Bugfucker

A penis so small that it can fuck bugs.

Holy shit guys, that dudes a needledick bugfucker!

by osufan15 April 8, 2009

busfucked

to get screwed in some way while taking the bus. Examples include: the bus being late, standing out in the rain/snow/cold, having a shitty driver, having someone talk your ear off/assault you, getting sick later because someone sneezed all over you, etcetera.

"What took you so long getting to work?"
"Oh, you know, mass transit- I got busfucked."

by roger the fabricator February 10, 2004

buffuckery

buffoon + fuckery= BUFFUCKERY!! Ridiculous Bullshit at its finest

miss me with all that buffuckery

by Nenebabycakezz December 3, 2016

bumfuckled

To be amazed,caught off guard or confused

Did u see what that guy just did, it bumfuckled the he'll out of me

by Steven Patrick May 14, 2018

bufuckery

When something crazy happens you can respond with “bufuckery”

it has a lot of different uses and is my favorite word that i made up.

EX: “OMG! did you hear what happened…. bla bla”

“ THATS COMPLETE BUFUCKERY”

by baddie.waddie March 8, 2023