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bullshivism 

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bullshivism by Jelloisgood December 23, 2004

bullshitsu 

A word used to describe a form any martial art or other self defence system which may look flashy or effective, but misses out core self defence skills or otherwise ineffectively prepares students for a live situation.

A more expletive version of the word 'bullshido'

The 'su' prefix comes in reference to the ending of the word jujitsu, making the inference that 'bullshitsu' is a system that can be studied at poor quality dojos.
Namby-pamby, flowery karate styles are mostly a pile of bullshitsu. Except for Geoff Thompson.

Thai boxing and submission fighting are definitely not bullshitsu
bullshitsu by stiles222 May 16, 2010

bullshitemia 

Having bullshit flowing in through your veins, i.e. being full of shit.

A combination of the words "bullshit" and "emia" (medical term regarding a condition of the blood).
She's suffering from a bad case of bullshitemia.

He's been diagnosed with bullshitemia.
bullshitemia by Nightwolfe January 6, 2012

Bullshitious 

Bullshit but making it sound fancy.
"Did you hear that Justin got a girlfriend?"
"No, that is bullshitious!"
Bullshitious by Slim Chaddy December 8, 2013

bullshitium 

A fake element in the periodic table of elements, used instead of "bullshit" when a science teacher is nearby, so if they hear, one could say they were referring to a new element: bullshitium
Bob: this is bullshitium
Teacher: Bob did u just swear
Bob: no miss i was talking abt the new element i will discover one day: bullshitium!
bullshitium by EmoLife October 27, 2016

Bullshitist 

Someone who praise bullshit and the god Bullshiticus
"Damn, John says so much bullshit, he must be a bullshitist"
Bullshitist by Andrefrf November 15, 2014