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Bullshitting

When you talk like you know everything and anything, been everywhere and done everything but have not done fucking shit your whole life. When you talk about things to people and you think that they believe every fucking word you say, yet they are silently trying to figure out a polite way to get the fuck away from you because they don't believe a fucking word of your bullshit story!
Mike is bullshitting about winning at the casino again!
by pinnnochio May 7, 2015
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Bullshitting

Bullshitting is referred to when someone is lying, quite often blatantly.
Friend - “I slept with this hot celebrity the other night

You - “Quit bullshitting”
by Wydt June 23, 2018
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Bullshitt

Foolish. Deceitful. Nonsense. Lies.
Basically something that is WORTHLESS...
1. What she told me was a bunch of BULLSHIT (nothing but lies and nonsense).

2. WILLY is BULLSHITT. =)
by BLDH July 7, 2006
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bullshifting

The act of shifting a manual car to their highest gear and leaving it there regardless of how long it takes for the car to accelerate. The only time a bullshifter would shift down would be at the risk of stalling. Bullshifting is primarily a result of laziness.
Passenger: "Shouldn't you shift down? You're going freaking slow."
Driver: "Nah. I'm bullshifting."
by supereboy November 27, 2012
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bullshititics

When you have to take a class at school that you think is total bullshit, like statistics.
This class is total bullshititics, I'll never use this, EVER! Statistically speaking.
by Amphibious Goddess May 22, 2016
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Bullshitting

1. When someone has no fucking clue what they are talking about, Yet insists on trying to get others to belive him/her.
Sarah - How the hell did Amanda get so popular all of the sudden?

Jenna - Oh, shes bullshitting about relationships again..
by Pacman12 August 17, 2007
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Bullshitize

To bullshit the well, shit; to have absolutely no idea what you are talking about yet convincing yourself and others that you do.
Zach: This totally blows! I only have 3 out of 5 pages I need for this essay!
Steve: Dude, you need to bullshitize two more pages and you'll be fine!
Zach: Great idea man!
by MysterySteve September 27, 2011
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