breakfast brain

The state that a woman is put into after being fucked so hard and relentlessly that it eradicates all rational brain activity and triggers ahegao face, along with a life-lasting, permanent sex fixation.

"Did you do anything with Kelly last night?"
"Hell yeah brother! I gave that bitch breakfast brain."

by hal priest February 1, 2021

Quaker breakfast

The act of filling up a magnum condom with warm oatmeal and fucking it before lunch time.

Well I must say bro, that was the best quaker breakfast I've ever had.

by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020

the breakfast club

possibly the best movie ever. I personally loved it. It was big in the 80s. The Brat Pack stars in it. Really good.

::kisses neck::
What'd you do that for?
Because I knew you wouldn't.

by iLUVu December 5, 2004

Confederate Breakfast

A Bojangle's biscuit and a Pepsi, preferably consumed between the hours of 6:00-8:00 a.m. The staple diet of white trash southerners.

Redneck #1 You need to get you a Confederate Breakfast!

Redneck #2 I done did! Just finished my Pepsi and it ain't even 7:00 a.m. yet!

by Saint Charles Tavern November 15, 2011

Awkward Breakfast

The morning after a sleepover or party when you and your friends have a really deep conversation and the next morning is so awkward because the only thing you can say is "So, do you want pancakes for breakfast or something?"

*LATE NIGHT
Kelly: I honestly wonder sometimes whether or not ill ever find somebody...
Marie: Everybody loves you, just embrace life and you will be sure to find your way

*MORNING
Marie: So... um... i have poptarts

Kelly: Well this is an Awkward Breakfast

by iliketopartyswagasaurusrex June 1, 2011

Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast

The Old-Fashoined Country Breakfast is a southern tradition: an alcoholic drink consisting of orange juice and whiskey. If you're a seven year-old looking to be inebriated by mid-day, Sunny D is a good substitute as well. Although for centuries it was just called "Uncle Jasper's off-limits O.J.", it was officially re-named Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast by the drink's main consumers, Nashville rockers The Daily Howl.

"Man, this Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast got me drunk as shit! I think I'mma take a nap before lunch!"

"You wanna go to Cracker Barrel and get an old-fashioned country breakfast?"

"No thanks, I got plenty in this here glass!"

by WhiteGuilt October 30, 2012

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

Friend 1: What did you eat for breakfast bowl this morning?
Friend 2: peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

Friend 1: ok cool
Friend 2: peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

by pastramilad November 23, 2022