blundercock

blundercock-one who completely lacks even the most basic of life skills. Usually refers to young males.

Can you believe that blundercock didn't know that you can't put metal in a microwave?

Yes, I can believe it. That boy is a total blundercock!

by BillyRayValentine March 18, 2019

Bunder Beeson

A famous rapper in the 1920s, He was born in Massachusetts. He was famous for his first and only song "Bees in my knees". After that he got as much money as he could from the song and became a fisher for bees. He started his company Bunder Beeson fishing in 1932. He later died due to a stinging accident when he accidentally stung himself trying to become a Bee

Person 1:Let's call Jack Bunder Beeson
Person 2:Ok

by Bunder Beeson the 7th March 26, 2019

blunderrhoea

A seemingly endless series of mistakes, gaffs, blunders & fuck-ups over a very short period of time

Respect to Marina Hyde at The Guardian for creating this word

The last couple of days saw the unforced blunderrhoea of The Leader and it's fallout, demonstrating what a full-spectrum shitshow could look like and how it also stained his supporters with the same mire

by ambi_D November 6, 2021

Bedtime Blunder

When one's roommate catches one in midst of a masturbatory act during the nighttime, caused by the fallacious assumption that the roommate will not be awakened by the sounds of shaking bedposts and heavy breathing.

Dude!... my roommate made a bedtime blunder yesterday and woke me up!

by Mr. Canyon September 5, 2006

Dilisio Blunder

During the setting up phase or first turn of a game (primarily a board game), the player who's turn it is makes an overly aggressive and erroneous turn. The player doesn't recover from the mistake for the remainder of the game. This was named after board game reviewer from Dice Tower.

A player decides to found a civilisation in an arid desert.
Did you see that player's first move, a typical Dilisio Blunder.

by Maverick4986 November 2, 2020

brunner

Brunner is a combination of breakfast, lunch, and dinner. When someone eats only one meal a day.

"Today was extremely busy and I only had time to eat a brunner."

by CuteCat621 June 18, 2013

blunderbuss

big old medieval ancestor of the shotgun used by the original colonial gangstas.
Looks like a trumpet that you stuff with gunpowder.

Duke of Haphazard : Hand over your gold and jewellery, damn wench, before i blunderbuss your ass into oblivion!
Damn wench : No sirrah, may the good lord protect me, take all o' me booty...

by Flying Fandango July 16, 2008