Brostats

Brostats are a lot like scene points. But more like a mockery for the tough guy/hardcore scene. To acquire brostats you can start by naming 10 bands that both start and end with an 'X'. You can also wear nothing but camo shorts and shave your head. Bros hate hair.

"Damn son, shaved head, camo shorts, tattoos that make no sense, that's 200 brostats!"

by nickdrake July 30, 2007

Brostache

A term of endearment used to describe one's exceptionally close friends. In the event that one may make an absolutely obsurdly idiotic comment, it may be used in a mocking way; as to say that said person would never be a close friend of the accuser. This term was invented by Rhett Smith.

Brostache, did you just whitness that effing hyper-shred?

Yeah, good one brostache, The Locust are talented.

by Rhett Smith November 9, 2008

brostafa

Is a slang word for Brother. Except it has the ending of Mu-stafa meaning the chosen one.

Combined they create the word Brostafa. Meaning one of your brothers/best friends who you look up to for there spuriousness.

Pronounced BRO-STA-FA

Me: What's up brostafa?

You: Wow what a compliment I didn't know i was so looked up upon by you.

by zooyorkfreak March 30, 2009

Brosta La Vista

What you say to your best male friend as he's leaving.

Good: Brosta La Vista
Better: Brosta La Vista, Baby!

Best: Brosta La Vista, Mother Fucker!

by -Whit September 19, 2016

One night brostand

The adventures of the most temporary of guy friends, or brofriends... those we hang out with for only one night. We make up fake names and digits to protect ourselves from being tracked down after the fact, so that nothing we said or did can be attributed back to us, essentially a night of what happens in vegas.

Dude #1: Where were you last night?

Dude #2: One night brostand, don't even ask!

by vonchris7 September 10, 2012

Brostache

A mustache used to tickle ones scrotum. Usually one of the true "bros" scrotum. Or used in action, to tickles ones scrotum, thus becoming a true bro. Sometimes one mistakes this as extremely intrusive, but this is usually the start of a true bromance.

"Is the man with the brostache invited to this party?"

by Grisausage October 17, 2011

Broista

A gay male that's not really feminine but not really masculine. You don't want to call him your sister, but you want to call him your brother.

Is that Montrell? "Yes that's my Broista".

by ImJust_Jai August 21, 2016