Brounce

When you and your bro leave a place together

A buddy and I are going to brounce soon

by Brounce June 9, 2018

bruncle-tash

Bruncle-tash's are more commonly found on that peasant underclass known as 'chavs'.

''Ere Dwayne what's going on with your mouth.Are you trying to grow a moustache or something?''

''Nah brethrin! brrrap...I az spent da evening feltchin me bruncledads chocolate starfish,u get me.Now i've got me very own bruncle-tash,itz well wicked.....innit!!''

by chavlosers December 26, 2007

bruncledad

Originated on the site ChavScum.co.uk, used to describe the odd relationship allegedly inbred chavs have with other (male) members of their family.

Probably obviously, it derives from brother, uncle, and dad, and it has been quoted as "merely being uncle dad with 2 extra letters".

No-one, as of yet, has managed to figure out how a person might become brother, uncle, and father all to the same person.

A suitably humourous female counterpart has yet to be coined.

That chavette only has a dummy in her mouth to keep in all the spooge she drained from her bruncledad's nutsack.

by TheACM September 18, 2008

Broncle

Someone that, in some aspects of your friendship with him, is a big brother (e.g. Pays you out and jokes around but knows when to just stop and listen) but in other aspects, an uncle (e.g. Your mum or dad has also adopted him as their brother.....hm). You really can't decide so he just becomes both, smooshed together :)

Thanks for listening Broncle, you're the best!

encouragment great listener thanks love ya
SHELLFISH!!

by Lozzavoji October 22, 2013

Bruncle

An uncle who is also your bro

Yo unc lets go fishing #bruncle

by \/\/007 December 15, 2017

Bruncle

When your brother has kids with your mom. You are now a bruncle.

Contrary to belief, being a bruncle IS NOT illegal.

by kodalrne May 23, 2018

Bruncle

When your brother is also your uncle

Son: "What is it called when your brother is your uncle?"
Dad: "Bruncle, also known as incest"

by Southern Cock September 7, 2018