bronk

bad

your puff died? thats bronk af

by izzi801 December 12, 2020

Bronk

Nonsense

He was saying a bunch of bronk.

by Bejetimon May 16, 2025

bronk

its Brooke but a annoying piece of shit.

Fuck you bronk.

by devishsparky October 27, 2020

Bronk

That dude(person) that does something that is stupid that it’s funny

“Bro he did something so bronk last night I couldn’t belive it”

by Dakoda October 18, 2023

Bronk

When you take a shit and a wank at the same time!

friend: have you ever had a Bronk?
me: no! what is it?
friend: its when you take a shit and masturebate ate the same time!
me: cool i'll try it one time!
friend: nice brp

by savagepuspus March 5, 2018

Bronk

when men have sex and the condom breaks and they don't know whether to say bonk or bruh

"JOHNNY! THE CONDOM BROKE!"
"bronk."

by PartEikooc January 2, 2021

Bronks

In the Middle of the Universe a creature with power arose from slumber, The Omnissiah dubbed him his name as Bronks. He is the found leader of the "Children of the Omnissiah" who worship Bronks as the Almighty. His power is untouchable by all and his charisma is high.

Bronks is king, Bronks son of the Omnissiah, The leader of Machine, Lord Bronks

by Bronks October 17, 2020