The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.
Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”
by LargeDavid April 9, 2021
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Get the bronard mug.1- A serious medical complication consisting of sharp pain and popping of the jaw while giving an extreme blow job. usually brought on by intense jerking motion of the neck and jaw.
by MCSloppy2nds March 26, 2010
Get the BonaJaw mug.A hopeless and morally corrupt user on the ESPN College Football message board who, though owned on a daily basis, continues to post as if he is superior to the rest of the world. He is now famous for "The Change." An event in which he pondered why Les Miles didn't take a delay of game and kick the chip shot FG with 1 second left in the game and no timeouts. He then proceeded to change the topic of the thread from "Why didn't they take the delay of game" to "GO GATORS" then to "Colt McCoy ZEROOOOOO Big 12 Titles."
Quote from Bonafide7389: Simpletons, why didn't LSU just take the delay of game? It would have still been a chip shot FG.
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Bronade: Fuck that bro, we came together, we are leaving together.
Bronade: Fuck that bro, we came together, we are leaving together.
by longrod vonbigdong July 25, 2011
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Man I got so wasted last night, I pulled a Bonack and don't know where my car is or where I slept last night.
by crippus1 March 16, 2009
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