A brojan horse is when a bro sneaks other bros into a party that they are not invited to. This usually happens through use of the "back door" method while the invited bro distracts the host.
Patrick: Hey dude, you wanna go to Melissa's party tonight, I heard it was gonna be off the hook.
Alex: Naw dude, I can't cause I wasn't invited.
Patrick: No worries, we'll just pull a Brojan Horse.
Alex: Naw dude, I can't cause I wasn't invited.
Patrick: No worries, we'll just pull a Brojan Horse.
by BearRiver October 9, 2010
Get the Brojan Horse mug.Items used to lure one's bros to one's apartment for the purposes of brorape.... usually consisting of a Wii or an Xbox 360, and a 12 pack.
"So Brian says to me, 'Hey Bro, come on over so we can play COD on my Xbox... I got the beers'... I didn't realize it was just fucking brobait."
by Orochiniko March 4, 2008
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An alcoholic drink made up of rum, lime juice, brown sugar, crushed mint leaves, soda water, and crushed ice. A tasty alcoholic beverage shared exclusively among your best bros.
After a long week, Dave invites his best pals over to play cards and enjoy a few rounds of brojitos.
by narshouse January 19, 2010
Get the brojito mug.When a man achieves such an intense broner, he ejaculates. All instances of brojaculation occur when two or more men are doing or viewing something incredibly manly together. This is the most extreme form of bromance, typically only achieved when the guilty party member is, in fact, homosexual.
Typically followed up with:
"Ahh man, now you're all wet!"
or, "Dude, lick that shit dry!"
Typically followed up with:
"Ahh man, now you're all wet!"
or, "Dude, lick that shit dry!"
Potentially Gay Party Member: "Watching A-Rod hit that homer caused me to achieve brojaculation!"
Obviously Straight Friend: "I only achieved a half mast broner."
PGPM: "Oh yeah, me too! I was just kidding *shifty eyes*
OBF: "Sure you were Enrique, sure you were. I think I'm gonna go like sleep on my back with like 5 pairs of tight/impenetrable underwear "
Obviously Straight Friend: "I only achieved a half mast broner."
PGPM: "Oh yeah, me too! I was just kidding *shifty eyes*
OBF: "Sure you were Enrique, sure you were. I think I'm gonna go like sleep on my back with like 5 pairs of tight/impenetrable underwear "
by Their Pseudonym November 25, 2009
Get the Brojaculation mug.When you invite a hot girl to a party and she says she is bringing friends. You think she is bringing girls but when she arrives, she brought several guys with her.
John: Yo, Sara's here and she said she's bringing friends.
Steve: I hope they are hot.
Sara: Hey! These are my friends, Mike, Josh, Aaron Trevor and Ryan.
Steve: Dude...She got you with a Brojan Horse.
Steve: I hope they are hot.
Sara: Hey! These are my friends, Mike, Josh, Aaron Trevor and Ryan.
Steve: Dude...She got you with a Brojan Horse.
by KidRobo September 30, 2011
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Get the brojangles mug.Man, I knew from the second I saw his Affliction tee-shirt this wasn't going to be a good idea...what a brofail.
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