Brocrastinate

The action done by a bro when putting off work.

Bro #1: Dude did you do the History Summary Brah?

Bro #2: Nah man I was chillin, watched White Castle while jerking off and playing few pong rounds.

Bro #3: You are the Brocrastinate Master

by IBrock March 10, 2011

brobandon

The act of the abandonment of a "bro" at an event such as lunch or at a place like the mall.

Person 1 - "Justin totally brobandoned me at lunch today"
Person 2 - "He broke Bro-Rule Number 1, never leave a bro behind."

by xapollyonx February 19, 2009

Brotran

It's like gay but gayer.

A: "Hey man, wanna come party with the me and the ladies tomorrow night?"
B: "Nah dude. #Brotran"

by Skinver April 23, 2014

Brobeans

A bong stronger than friendship, stronger than true love. Usually the bond is formed between a small group of males. they refer to eachother not by name but by simply calling eachother "brobeans". When in need one would assemble a "brobean talk" which is a short meeting between everyone considered to be a brobean. Brobeans never tell secrets to outsiders, however they tell eachother everything they know. No secrets are kept from brobeans. Alas, brobeans is not just a name for best friends. It is a way of life, and the brobean way of life will never be matched by any culture or any society past, present, or future.

Peter: "Whats up brobeans!!?"
Zach: "Brobeansssssss!!!"
John: "Brobeans..she bit my lip, ps check out how flexible i am!"

by Zack Vordorak April 9, 2012

Broprah Moment

1: When your chilling with the bros and everyone starts talking about their feelings as if they were on the Oprah show

1:
broA "... so yeah man ive been really sad lately, i mean i cried alot last night when sally broke up with me"

Bro B "its alright Bro, things are gunna get better"

broC "yeah bro that happened to me last month, i cried for three days straight"


2: "chad and i had a total broprah moment last night when we talked about our feelings"

by A.Anderson February 8, 2009

Brocrates

Pronounced: Bro-cra-tees...like Socrates (it's ok Bro's, you don't need to know who that is anyways)

A pseudo-philosophical bro. Brocates will make statements intended to be deep and philosophical, but which will instead come across as lame and pitiful. Substances such as alcohol and marijuana may induce extended periods of such attempts at depth and insight - aka failosophy

*exhales puff of smoke* "...Dude. So I was makin out with this one chick the other night - and I thought to myself 'what if this isn't a real chick, but a robot sent to kill me' but then I kept makin out with her"...

*smashes beer can on forehead* "Damn Brocrates. That was deep"

by A Clamor of Rooks July 19, 2010

Brodrat

Originated on the streets of Las Angles: A ceremonial gangsta'dance which involves stripping naked and playing each others skin flutes. Rival gangs will performm the dance before a rumbele.

Yo nigga we bout to brawl so drop them FUBUs and pop that Brodrat

by Matthew McFarlin September 17, 2007