Bro-job

A man down on man blowjob. One on their knees the other getting his rod polished.

Dude, Brian had so much captain last night, I heard he gave Chris a mean Bro-Job.

by MeeesterFab November 3, 2008

Bro Job

Like a Blow Job but it isn't gay because its called a bro job ;)

Guy 1: "Heard Tony gave Kyle a bro job in the bathroom last week"

Guy 2: "that's gay"

Guy 1: "No it's not, cuz he said bro"

Guy 2: *dies*

by Trashratboy69 August 16, 2020

bro job

v. The premeditated act of two 'heterosexual' males secretively allowing each other to orally pleasure the other. Usually takes place after some type of substance abuse, so as to purposefully remove blame from either party.

Bro one, "Dude, what was that bro job last night all about? Was that cool?"

Bro two, "Bro, we were trashed, everything's cool...*wink*"

by theSTFUmonster January 26, 2009

Bro Job

A blow job between two straight friends because one has blue balls and the other is just a real pal and helps him out.

Man, I haven't been laid in weeks, Timmy did give me a bro job last night to help me out though.

by Brick Riggid November 4, 2009

bro job

bro job is when your bro gives you a blow.

bro 1: "hey bro, I've been really lonely every since my girlfriend broke up with me..."
bro 2: "oh really? don't worry, I gotchu. lemme give u one of my famous bro jobs."

by bootsbot123 August 13, 2019

bro juice

the coolest drink a bro can drink. It consists of 1/3 vodka, 1/3 red bull and 1/3 bro sweat (or lemonade). This drink will make u the coolest bro at the party so drink responsibly. #swag #rageragerage

oh my gawdddddd i was so smashed off of bro juice last night! At least everyone thought i was cool ;)

dude what are u making for the party tonight?
-bro juice obvi to keep everyone really into the party and super cool

by abbyjennybrojuiceinventors February 4, 2012

Bro job

when one bro sucks off another bro.

two bros are broing out and one says to the other "hey man, ive got some epic wood" the other responds "bro job for bro job?"

by mrrandom2010 November 23, 2009