Wilford Brimley

n. a cocktail; an Arnold Palmer with 2 dashes of bitters

Fix me up an Arnold Palmer..... no, wait! Make it a Wilford Brimley!

by ukilledthecat July 18, 2020

Brown Brimley

When a mustached man motorboats your ass cheeks while saying "BRRRIIIMMMLEEYYY!"

"I just got a Brown Brimley. It was really weird at first, but I got used to the mustache tickling my balloon knot."

by Shenaniganz13 September 21, 2016

Brimley's Law

As Wilford Brimley continues to appear in a movie or tv show, the probability of a reference to"diabeetus" by an audience member will approach and surpass .5, greater than likely.

Brimley's Law was confirmed during a playing of The Natural on AMC when Wilford Brimley first appeared in the dugout scene. Anecdotal evidence supporting the development of Brimley's Law II was observed when a viewer mentioned how much younger Brimley is than all of his characters.

by Rashawn63 February 22, 2021