the titans bride

a wholesome anime that's about a person getting married to a titan

family friendly anime

person 1: bro have you seeen the titans bride

person 2: ong yes i watched it with my family it's so kawaii

by noa zoldyck March 02, 2021

Dial A Bride

A small slit eyed asian woman that is imported to your home country for general chores cooking, cleaning, looking after kids, and any type of fucking that there original wife wouldnt do, e.g. Anal, spunk swallowing, leting them piss on them, chest shitting etc. !

Usally Bought by a fat ugly rich pig man, who then trade them in after a couple of years for a younger Ting Tong !

N.B. Extreme caution must be taken when importing a ting tong (Asian Bride) Because they may be after a passport, VISA, Your Money or all of the previous. There is also a high chance the are equipped with a penis and then you will get fucked !

Chris " Hey Gary I like you Dial A Bride, Was she cheap ? "

Gary " Yes she was half price and buy one get one free"

Chris " Great Im gonna get me one of those ! "

Gary " Be careful mate my free one has a cock, and fuck me in my sleep one night, though I liked it.

by Berthampton the 2nd December 25, 2007

male bride

A guy who instead of being a groom is a bride at a wedding ceremony, a role swap wedding. He usually is the one who wears the beautiful white wedding dress at such an occasion.

Look at him! I never knew a male bride could look so good in a wedding dress.

by camo_girl7 September 29, 2008

Forest Bride

Someone who has been forced to live with a forest animal. The animal is usually large like a bear or the mythical Bigfoot.

The couple in the horror movie, Willow Creek, caught a glimpse at a naked women that had been taken by a Sasquatch to be his forest bride.

by Fred Croft November 20, 2016

Mechanical Bride

A woman who does as she's told. Doesn't think for herself. Most likely her parents arranged the marriage. Isn't a very interesting person. Says what you want to hear. Basically like the word says she a robot, mechanical.

"I don't want to marry her!"

"Why not!"

"She's a mechanical bride!"

by Alie Rose August 22, 2009

Anal Bride

1. A bride composed exclusively of anuses.
2. A bride who is anally experienced.
3. Someone who is tricked into marrying another person solely for the purpose of excessive anal plundering
4. Rory

bob: "YO! I COPPED ME AN ANAL BRIDE LAST NIGHT!"
yagar: word? whats it's name?
bob: RORY!

by ahcsiM January 28, 2009

bag-bride

a crack smoking prostitute.

reese witherspoon's mom in the movie "freeway" was a bag-bride.

by Jenjennjen August 17, 2006