breakfast of champions

Cocaine and champagne. You know you are a true champion when you can afford to do lines and sip cristal when you get out of bed.

Alternatively wheaties cereal has been know as the breakfast of champions.

(DAN) So what did you eat for breakfast today?
(TOM) C&C, cocaine and champagne
(DAN) Oh I see. You had the breakfast of champions.

by mr.seventeenfifty October 2, 2009

The Breakfast of Champions

Lucky Charms would be the breakfast of champions..

stop fighting republican nazi and angry tim!

by IrishRepublicanArmy May 27, 2004

breakfast of champions

Wheaties. Y'know, orange box, famous athletes plastered on the front? Tastes like burnt ass? Yeah, that stuff.

I bought a box of Wheaties from the store yesterday and ate some. 'Breakfast of Champions', my ass.

by Yazzy July 27, 2005

Breakfast of Champions

A morning bongload usually with ice cubes instead of bongwater. Very refreshing.

To cure their hangovers, the guys enjoyed a breakfast of champions to start their days off right.

by hughmonger November 3, 2003

breakfast of champions

When up to four people (usually asians) gather around a wok and inject massive amounts of egg yolk into each other's asses. They proceed to have a conversation for about 15 minutes before shitting the feces-egg mixture into the wok. Broil for 10 minutes. Enjoy.

breakfast of champions, it will change your life.

by Iosef Vissarionovich May 25, 2006

Breakfast of Champions

That white shit that the crew in the Matrix eat.

"Here 'ya go buddy, Breakfast of Champions."

by Meik April 2, 2003

Breakfast of Champions

Refers either to an unsatisfying breakfast (sour milk, burnt toast, etc) or just a generally very bad start to the day

Lynn: What’s wrong with you?

Adam: Oh. I had the breakfast of champions this morning

by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010