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Brantley Gilbert

The most under-rated person in country music. Writes with Jason Aldean, and is responsible for most of his songs. Has an excellent voice, and almost died in a car crash on highway 129, which inspired him to write music full time. True Musical Genius. Look him Up.
Brett: Man have you heard that new Jason Aldean song "My Kinda Party"
Me: Yeah, too bad Brantley Gilbert wrote and preformed that song in 2007. As Well as Dirt Road Anthem. Aldean is still very respectable though.
by jAk3333. February 28, 2011
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Brantford

Brantford is A town in Ontario Canada where all the girls are sluts and all the guys are hockey playing fuckbois who walk around shouting ferda all day. Almost all the teens do drugs and half of them drop out of school before grade 11. Still has the highest teen pregnancy rate in all of Ontario and also the highest car theft rate. Most girls are bitches who just act like sluty to sleep with guys you can also get heroine on any street corner and the down town is nasty and homeless people pull knifes on you but hey we have Wayne Gretzky so fuck all of you
Do you like in brantford
Ya man it’s fucked I’m 11 and have 2 kids
by Mickey Dickey October 29, 2017
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Brantford Winstonworth

One of the most complete and comprehensive documentaries of your every day lax bro

In the words of Branford :

"I like to Lax, and I like to party, I gotta lot of spoons, my favorite i call Fluffy. Scored two goals in practice one day in High school, best goals I've ever scored. I like to chill with my buddies and lax in the backyard. While Deciding my college process i was like D1, D3? and after a while I was like Hey, I gotta go D1, although It's at the club level. Lastly, I get lot's of chicks, but not because I lax, i happen to be very Affluent."

My Style :

-Lax Pinnie (when i'm not hookin' up with chicks)
-Nice Shorts
-Croakies
-Turf Dogs
-Mid Calf Socks
- And a sweet pair of shades.
Brantford Winstonworth " I dont know what it is, my family tends to move to hotbed Lacrosse areas. It;s amde me a magnetic force from the great Lacrosse gods.

Brantford Winstonworth " D1, D3 I dunno. But after awhile I was like, hey I gotta go D1, and I am....its at the club level...but Im D1."

Brantford Winstonworth " Bros....Anyone care to Lax???"

Brantford Winstonworth " I like to Lax...And I like to Party"
by MurderFlakes February 14, 2010
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Bratz

Bratz dolls are a line of toy dolls born wearing the most fashionable items at that time in history, in 2001 ; Contrasting the now old image of the "Barbie", the Bratz dolls have brought a breath of fresh air.
4 babydolls that dress as they want because the body is theirs, without anyone needing a man (named Ken), they invest their time and energy chasing their dreams, together as bestfriends.
What they should teach children nowadays, without being judged “Slutty” by others; Following their dreams all together.
by babybratz October 15, 2020
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Brantley

a bad bitch thats going to die from the fumes of dill pickle pringles 😵
Brantley is dead
by Btanrhehhe May 23, 2020
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Brantley

Trash can but also a god
Brantley is trash but also a god.
by jack storm October 8, 2020
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Brantley

one of the sweetest kindest guys on the planet. he is the kind of guy that is so easy to talk to even if you dont know him very well. he shows you that he cares and he is tall. hes got really pretty eyes and a super deep voice. he makes my insides melt with just one look.
Oh my gosh lucky Brantley's such a sweetheart!
by snowflake_show_girl October 22, 2010
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