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Bammeroid

A person who supports the Alabama Crimson Tide football team and consequently possess a greater inclination to take a "shortcut" ( cheat) to accomplish even the simplest of tasks, such as recruiting a football player.

A true Bammeroid would tell a lie even when it would be easier to tell the truth. A real Bammeroid wears some sort of houndstooth as a 'crown of thorns' just like the houndstooth worn by their messiah: Paul Bear Bryant. You see this type slavishly adoring the man that 'rassled' a little bitty bear cub, smoked unfiltered cigarrettes, used hookers as a bait and switch and drank rot gut whiskey to further his football team as they won over 20 national championships.

Bammeroids generally display clouded thought processes, are quick to anger, and have trouble expressing themselves eloquently. Known to beat or shoot family members (Pinson) or significant others especially at halftime of games that the Tide is losing. In fact, Alabama has a higher rate of Trailer Park women that fall up the steps.

Bammeroids should be considered redneck, armed and dangerous.
Shug: Hey look over there!! look at the big tattooed Bammeroid.

Fulmer: Do you mean the one with the Piggly Wiggly Grocery Bag of money?
Shug: yeah, he is right next to the Escalade.

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"They showed a picture of Bear Bryant, and my grandfather said, `That's one of the greatest men to ever walk this earth beside Jesus Christ and General (Robert E.) Lee," the Big Bammeroid recalled. "Then I heard the coach talk, and I fell in love. I'll never forget it."
by Phyllis from Mulga June 8, 2009
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Blammer

A powerful Handgun (@mskhan08)
Two shot's with the blamer, got rocked with the blamer,
Pussies dropped with the blammer
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Brammen

De term komt uit het jaar 2021, waar de heer Bram de dame Mila met twee vingers in haar geslachtsdeel werd gepenetreerd. Vandaag de dag wordt de term nog steeds gebruikt, door vele jongeren en ouderen.
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Wij zijn gebrammdt.
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Wanneer ga jij gebrammdt worden?
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Bammer

Redneck, toolish, uneducated, obnoxious Alabama football fan who has no connection to the University of Alabama, save that he/she lives within the border of the State of Alabama. Bammers tend to live in clusters and erect small shrines to Bear Bryant in their living quarters. Bammers liberally use the term "we" when describing the exploits of the University of Alabama footbal team.
Now that the University of Alabama's football program has won a few games, the Bammers grow more insufferable by the day.
by MacBayBay68 September 23, 2010
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bammer

usually meaning bad, not good, bad quality weed.
"Man big Tom hooked us up with some bammer shit"
by nichole December 29, 2004
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blammerjammer

"Ted's girl gives a mean blammerjammer".
by mental floss May 16, 2010
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